Monday, March 2, 2020

Random Thoughts: Coronavirus, Trump, Local Jobs, DHS Cheerleaders


We're starting March with our occasional feature that's known affectionately as "Random Thoughts."

What you are about to read are the collective random thoughts and observations of the Dorchester Times staff, posted by our own Village Dweller. Some of the musings will be provoking or enlightening; others will have less intellectual depth than the kiddie pool.

In any case, if you have a random thought you want published, send it to dorchester.times@gmail.com.

Enjoy.

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The Deadly Coronavirus (COVID-19): The national news media says we're all gonna die! While COVID-19 looks like one nasty bug, it's not quite the black plague that the media portrays it to be. As of 8 p.m. Monday, out of almost 91,000 cases worldwide, nearly 48,000 individuals had already recovered, according to an official tally. No one wants to get this virus, but if you do, there's a 98.5% chance you'll live to tell about it -- just like the flu. (Keep washing your hands; we're constantly amazed by the people who don't do this after leaving the public toilet!)

Young Man Trump: Remember how the national news media used to blast many conservative political leaders for being too old? Well it's official -- President Donald Trump, 73, is now the youngest man in the 2020 presidential race -- by a wide margin. Biden is 77, Bloomberg 78, and Sanders 78. Where are the media arrows?

Know Any Unretired Person Who Is NOT Working?: Ask them why? The State of Nebraska reports that there are currently 422 job openings in Saline County alone. In the Lincoln metro area, there's nearly 10,000 job openings. Perhaps unemployment assistance should be curtailed.

Bring Back the DHS Cheerleaders: Dorchester School prides itself on offering nearly every opportunity that a larger school does, in addition to a better education. So why has DHS been without a cheerleading squad for nearly a quarter century? We mention this after reading that the Crete High School cheer team just took second place at the state cheer competition. Go! Fight! Win!

1 comment:

  1. I think it got tangled up in a budget issue in teacher salaries.

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