Thursday, April 2, 2026

Dorchester Easter Egg Hunt Is April 4

Hey, kids! The Easter Bunny will soon be dropping by Dorchester. It is definitely time to practice your egg hunting skills.

The Dorchester Easter Egg Hunt will take place 2 p.m. Saturday, April 4And it's going to be a hopping good time.

Here's where to report (we suggest getting there by at least 1:45 p.m.):

  • Football Field: Ages 3 and under, pre-kindergarten and kindergarten, and first- and second-graders meet at the football field, northwest of the school.

  • Practice Field: Third and fourth graders meet at the practice football field two blocks north of the school.
Make sure your children take part in this special holiday tradition. The hunt is sponsored by the Dorchester Volunteer Fire and Rescue Department.

All children are invited to help color the eggs on Good 
Friday evening, April 3, at 7 p.m. at the Dorchester Fire Hall. Prepared to get messy (that means don't wear nice clothes).
 

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

BREAKING: Village to Pivot on Blighted Properties; Two New Municipal Pools Announced

After decades of residents requesting a municipal swimming pool, it appears the Village of Dorchester is ready to dive in. 

According to a "highly classified" memo and architectural renderings leaked this week, village officials have fast-tracked a plan to convert two prominent empty basements on blighted properties into state-of-the-art swimming facilities by early summer.

The "dual-campus" aquatic plan addresses the town's geographic divide, with one pool designated for the north side and another for the south side.

The vacant basements  left behind by a house relocation and a controlled burn — have long been considered "unattended hazards." 

However, the village memo suggests that with a few garden hoses and a liberal application of industrial chlorine, these "holes in the ground" are actually "turn-key recreational assets."

"Why spend millions on concrete when the digging is already done?" the memo stated. "It’s a win-win for the budget and the youth."

One neighbor, who asked to remain anonymous, expressed cautious optimism.

"I’m just glad they’re doing something with it," he said. "I did suggest they bolt a high-dive to that free-standing chimney at the north pool. I've always been smart like that."

Early public reaction has been mixed, particularly regarding a controversial "clothing-optional" hour proposed for the south side location.

"At this stage of the planning process, nothing is off the table," one official reportedly said. 

Developing...

(Happy April Fools' Day!)