Friday, November 14, 2014

UPDATE: Latest Update From National Weather Service


      Winter Weather Advisory in effect from Saturday until Sunday, 12:00 AM CST. Source: U.S. National Weather Service. (Click here for more.)

          * TIMING...PERIODS OF LIGHT SNOW ARE EXPECTED INTO THIS EVENING
          BEFORE MOVING OFF TO THE EAST BETWEEN 9 PM AND MIDNIGHT. GUSTY
          NORTHWEST WINDS WILL DEVELOP THIS EVENING AS WELL...CAUSING SOME
          REDUCED VISIBILITIES IN BLOWING SNOW.

          * ACCUMULATIONS...ADDITIONAL SNOW AMOUNTS OF 1 TO 2 INCHES ARE
          POSSIBLE...BRINGING TOTAL ACCUMULATIONS INTO THE 2 TO 4 INCH
          RANGE.

          * IMPACTS...SNOWFALL WILL CAUSE VISIBILITIES OF A MILE OR LESS AT
          TIMES AND MAY CREATE HAZARDOUS TRAVEL CONDITIONS. IN
          ADDITION...AREAS OF BLOWING SNOW WILL DEVELOP FURTHER IMPACTING
          TRAVEL.

          PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

          A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW
          WILL CAUSE PRIMARILY TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SNOW
          COVERED ROADS AND LIMITED VISIBILITIES...AND USE CAUTION WHILE
          DRIVING.

4 comments:

  1. I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

    American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

    This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

    BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

    www.boycottamericanwomen.com

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  2. Dear readers:

    If any of you ever wanted to spend a day in our shoes, we get comments like this daily.

    We print roughly 99% of what is sent to us, even from those of you who despise the fact this blog exists, as well as those who work against the general interests of our community.

    This particular comment, however, may take the cake.

    Read on!

    -Dorchester Times Staff

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  3. I would like to thank you folks at the Times for doing such a great job! I would also like to thank the poster above for doing a multitude of American women a huge favor. I am sure they appreciate his boycott more than they could ever say. Can't stop laughing!

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  4. ..................................... I am boycotting the snow .......................................................... and my wife .................................. shes mad at me and locked me out of my own house ..................................................... just because i feed her birds a little bit of rice .................................................................... and rubbed a little rogaine on her cats fur ..................................................... this is what i get for being a giving man .......................................................................

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